Even if you tried teaching these pups how to relax and smell the roses, they just won’t, and the truth is, they can’t. Because there are dogs that end up snoozing in the middle of a conversation and love sitting in one place for a long time (the ultimate couch potatoes and nap enthusiasts), and then there are dogs who were born to take over the world from the moment they open their eyes.
These turbulent hurricane dogs are the complete opposite of the chill dogs of the canine world. They love to zoom around the house like furry missiles, train for the canine olympics, and challenge their record speed every single minute.
Hence, if you are looking specifically for a furry tornado and enjoy some need for speed action, then sure, these lovable Ferraris are your companions. But if not, then please, we are begging you to take a U-turn and walk the other way because you won’t be able to handle this HIIT workout every day.
Dog Breeds That Forgot How to Chill
1. Border Collie
Height: 18-22 inches | Weight: 30-55 lbs.
Life Span: 12-15 years
Energy Level: Very High
Speed: 30-31 mph (it can rapidly change direction while running at full speed)
Temperament: Workaholic, Energetic, Focused
Expect intense almond eyes staring right into your soul the moment you wake up, demanding you to take them out on the run. Because they are not here to waste time, you buggers. The Border Collie is the smartest and fastest pooch you’ll ever have.
They can outrun a Lamborghini Huracan if they focus on their strategy and expend all their boundless energy at once. WebMD says this pooch was born to win gold medals in dog sports like agility, and if you have one. You probably already know your pup can easily conquer these feats before breakfast.
These pups are sharp, laser-focused, and always looking for a new feat or a challenge to overcome. Make sure you are keeping them busy, or they’ll invent ways to overcome their boredom and fulfill their physical and mental stimulation needs, like herding your toddlers, chasing squirrels in the backyard, or just running in circles.
P.S. Relaxing isn’t in their vocabulary; these pooches only take short power naps between high-speed adventures. Hence, beware of this tiny rocket.
2. Belgian Malinois
Height: 22-26 inches | Weight: 40-80 lbs.
Life Span: 14-16 years
Energy Level: Very Energetic
Speed: 30-35 mph (this K-9 is fast)
Temperament: Confident, Smart, Hardworking
These pups are the right dogs if you are looking to lose some weight and build some stamina. Because they’ll make you run so badly that you’ll end up hyperventilating.
Amusingly enough, even after a long day’s work at the police and military units, these pooches come home not to relax but to ask you for more adventurous activities. This swift and sleek Belgian hero with dark Belgian chocolate eyes is always up for the next big thing.
Hill’s Pet says hours of training, exercise, running, and puzzle solving do not tire the Belgian Malinois out. If anything, it makes them more excited about the next challenge. Hence, just stop and reevaluate your decision of bringing these destructive when bored pooches home.
3. Siberian Husky
Height: 20-23.5 inches | Weight: 35-60 lbs.
Life Span: 12-14 years
Energy Level: High
Speed: 28-30 mph (this sled dog was born to be featured in the Fast and Furious movies)
Temperament: Friendly, Fastidious, Energetic
Your mornings are going to be filled with some excited howling, high-speed runs, searching for a dog trainer, and a goose chase, all of it and more right before the break of dawn. Well, because you asked for it, the moment you got enthralled and attracted by those icy-blue eyes and fluffy coats.
Pawlicy Advisor says behavior training and mental stimulation are crucial for keeping the Husky disciplined. But is discipline the Sibe doesn’t know and honestly doesn’t even care about?
The moment you bring this arctic sled dog into your house, you can neatly wrap up your social life and throw it in the bin. Forget about reaching your friends’ trips and family events because you’ll often be too busy cleaning the mess in your backyard, which your beautiful Husky made, deeming it the most creative monument made out of your brutally dug-up garden.
Just to top that all off, these sneaky pups are always notoriously good escape artists and will always try to find a way back to their frozen wastelands. A golden advice is: Always keep this pup tired, it will be a full-time job, but it does the trick.
4. Vizsla
Height: 21-24 inches | Weight: 44-60 lbs
Lifespan: 12-14 years
Energy Level: Extremely High
Speed: 40 mph (nearly as fast as the greyhounds)
Temperament: Loving, Eager, Strong
You’ll often find yourself in a thrilling action sequence after you bring this rust brown pooch into your house. These originally bred hunting and athletic dogs are just differently shaped and colored Energizer bunnies. It loves running, exploring, and moving a lot.
Expect a lot of zoomies, furniture parkour, and the world’s fastest excavation project in your backyard. The only way to make them more manageable is to introduce them to dog sports like agility and dock diving, or invest some time in playing games of fetch.
PetMD says Vizslas are velcro dogs who love to be near you at all times; hence, bribe them with some love and reward them with treats for not making a turbulent mess in your home.
5. Jack Russell Terrier
Height: 10-15 inches | Weight: 9-17 lbs
Lifespan: 13-16 years
Energy Level: Hyperactive
Speed: 25-37 mph (they are the fastest among small dogs)
Temperament: Tenacious, Confident, Intelligent
These mutts are small, but they’ll give a scare for a lifetime and might even raise your blood pressure with their incredible speed of destruction. But if you look at their history and the purpose they were initially bred for, you might start understanding their pure, unfiltered enthusiasm. Because the Jack Russell doesn’t do all of this on purpose.
As per Continental Kennel Club, these master diggers, expert jumpers, and relentless toy destroyers view relaxation as a “meh” thing and will quickly give you the side eye and sprint like a little dynamo towards adventure and drama. This small fox hunter is big, bold, and fearless in personality.
P.S. Beware, this pup has the energy of three dogs packed in one small, compact spring-loaded body, and will often run in circles around you if you tell them to sit still. (because they get offended when told to chill out)
6. Dalmatian
Height: 19-24 inches | Weight: 45-70 lbs
Lifespan: 11-13 years
Energy Level: Highly energetic
Speed: 36 mph (after all, they were coach dogs, what did you expect?)
Temperament: Dignified, Strong, Smart
This athletic and charming object of fad popularity has accompanied the horse-drawn rigs of nobles, gypsies, and firefighters. These dogs with long legs were born to sprint and run; thus, how can you expect them to relax and chill out? They have more important things to do. Just accept them as who they are, or bug off.
Built to go the distance, the Dalmatians make ideal partners for runners and hikers and have a mind of their own. They easily get bored and will be a bit of a challenge to raise. But if you begin training them with some patience and follow a step-by-step process. They’ll surely meet you somewhere in the middle.
These dependable watchdogs live to please their owners. But the problems start when they have nothing to do and their minds flicker with a thought of mischief. Just focus and don’t give them a reason to get gloriously exhausting.
7. German Shorthaired Pointer
Height: 21-25 inches | Weight: 45-70 lbs.
Life Span: 10-12 years
Energy Level: Very High
Speed: 30 mph (one of the fastest hunting dogs; you don’t want this dog to chase you)
Temperament: Enthusiastic, Friendly, Endearing
They are the kind of dog that can never learn to chill. They have endless stamina and an intense drive to move. The internet calls them a lovable, noble aristocrat, but these dogs are so much more than that. They see the water and jump into it for a swim, challenging you to join in the chaos rather than reprimanding them.
They only thrive in active households where tournaments of speed and strategy are preferred over boring board games. Sitting still is not a strong suit of this hunter and retriever. But you’ll watch them rather than spend time chasing after a ball or pointing at a bird in a suspicious-looking bush.
P.S. This dog can easily double as your trainer and help you get back in shape, because they are ripped themselves.
8. Australian Cattle Dog
Height: 17-20 inches | Weight: 35-50 lbs/
Lifespan: 12-16 years
Energy Level: Very High
Speed: 25-30 mph (they are 6 times faster than a human)
Temperament: Tenacious, Intelligent, and a true-blue loyal
Are you keen about living life by the seat of your pants? And believe in doing rather than planning? Meet the Australian Cattle Dog, which sounds like a cool shepherd.
But it will make you forget about your five-year plans and help you in cherishing the present. These rugged, determined, and sharp-as-a-tack dogs know how to make everything fun for everybody they know.
They play like it is their last day on earth, and only operate at a turbo mode because life is short and they cannot waste time enjoying slow mornings. Ugh! They despise the notion of anything slow-paced.
They are here for business and stay happy when they see progress; for them, why can’t we figure out a way to see everything there is and know everything we should know at lightning speed or pace?
P.S. This blue heeler was originally bred to herd cattle on rough terrain, but is now a proud member of Let’s Make a Noise to Face & Solve Problems at a record pace Committee.
9. Fox Terrier
Height: 15 1/2 inches | Weight: 15-18 lbs
Lifespan: 12-15 years
Energy Level: Very High Energy
Speed: 25-30 mph (pretty close to red foxes, they hunt)
Temperament: Alert, Confident, Intelligent
Excellent athletes, natural comedians, and charming housemates that you’ll have to live with if these turbulent tornadoes step into your life. These pooches were bred to bolt into a fox den and flush out game. They still carry that daring, unstoppable spirit to this day.
They love problem-solving and can power a small city with their energy. These Fox Terriers are clever, mischievous, and spunky little guys who can be a lot to handle for a simple, laid-back owner.
Make sure they never get bored, or you’ll have to accept defeat and step into the community center to find a dog trainer. They are small yet mighty dogs that can never learn to settle. Their favorite idea for play is to conquer obstacle courses; a simple walk will do nothing for these hounds.
P.S. Never tell a Fox Terrier to relax, or you will be surfing Google to find a way to make this rambunctious pooch calm down. We won’t lie to you, this particular dog is difficult, hence spend some time deliberating and ask your friends about their opinions before getting this pup.
Conclusion
These high-energy breeds make owners ponder what makes them so energetic. High chances are these pooches have a hidden stash of caffeine somewhere. There is no way to calm them down or get them settled.
Honestly, if you get one of these zoomers, there is a high chance you’ll be throwing your hands in the air or raising a white flag of surrender 2000 times a day. Because sitting isn’t in their action plan, and play means action, adventure, and thrill all at the same time.
They were born to lead backyard zoomie marathons and to demolish every puzzle toy, and you can never doubt or underestimate their need for constant movement. If you prefer leading your life in a simple, peaceful, and slow pace, you’ll never be able to keep up with their trailblazing goals.
Hence, drop the idea of getting these dashing and sprinting racehorses for your home. But even if you are up for this rollercoaster ride, lace up your boots and get ready for the greatest adventure of your lifetime.
