Raising a Golden Retriever puppy is equal parts joy and chaos. One minute you’re soaking up cuddles and floppy-eared sweetness, and the next you’re staring at shredded paper, chewed-up shoes, or being woken up before dawn. A viral Instagram Reel perfectly captures this rollercoaster, outlining what one pet parent calls the definitive five stages of raising a Golden.
🎥 Watch the 5 Stages of Puppy Parenthood
Stage 1: Always Stuck to You
The video begins with the owner explaining that Golden Retriever puppies are basically furry shadows. Clips show his pup following him everywhere — from the kitchen to the living room — refusing to let him out of sight for even a second. Whether making coffee or moving from one room to another, the little Golden is always glued to his side.
Stage 2: Shark Teeth
Next comes the infamous teething stage. Aptly nicknamed the “shark teeth” phase, this stage shows the pup nibbling on everything within reach. It’s a reminder for new owners to keep plenty of chew toys handy — or risk losing socks, furniture legs, and maybe even a finger.
Stage 3: The Sock Thief
Golden Retrievers have a special talent for stealing socks, and this pup is no exception. The video shows him proudly parading around with his latest stolen prize, tail wagging with uncontainable pride.
Stage 4: Wasn’t Me
This stage features the pup caught in the act of tearing paper to shreds, only to sit down with wide, innocent eyes that scream, “I didn’t do it.” It’s the classic Golden look: guilty and adorable all at once.
Stage 5: 05:00 Feed Me Now
Finally, the dreaded early morning wake-up call. The clip shows the Golden sitting right by his owner’s face at dawn, fixing him with a piercing stare until breakfast is served. For Golden owners everywhere, it’s all too familiar.
The Bonus Stage: Always Adorable
No matter the mischief, one thing never changes: Golden Retrievers are always adorable. The owner closes out the reel reminding viewers that even when their pup is chewing socks, shredding paper, or demanding breakfast at 5 a.m., life with a Golden is filled with laughter, love, and unforgettable moments.
